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Harry: I can't believe it. Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat. Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. Lloyd: Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: I don't get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar? Lloyd: Yep. I'm pretty sure. Lobby bar right by the lobby. Maybe she just had a change of heart. Harry: Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o clock at night! ...

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: So you got fired again, eh? Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know? Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too. Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense. Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred. Lloyd: Hey, chicks love ...

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up. Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson? Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase. Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here. [He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite] Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: What's in the briefcase? Lloyd: Man, I would have to be a real lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property. Harry: Is it locked? Lloyd: Yeah. Really well.

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Harry: Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg... Lloyd: Okay, Kill Him!

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Lloyd: [Opening the door on Nicholas Andre, who he thinks is a hotel employee] We have plenty of towels - thank you!

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! That's... [chuckles] Lloyd: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Lloyd | Dumb & Dumber , 1994

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