Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? Mary Swanson: Well, that's pretty difficult to say. Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances? Mary Swanson: Not good. Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one out of a million. [pause] Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance.